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Jul 21, 2010

Software Engineer'S Wedding Invitation

Really funny...

Life Of A Software Developer



S/W engg In A Software Company..

Computer Software And Indian Films... Enjoy!

SOFTWARE: Pentium II and Pentium I
FILM : Bade Miyan Chhote Miyan

SOFTWARE: An employee who signs a bond
FILM : Bandhan

SOFTWARE: Ctrl C+ Ctrl V
FILM : Duplicate

SOFTWARE: An employee on probation
FILM : Paying Guest

SOFTWARE: Ctrl + Alt + Del
FILM : Aakhri Raasta

SOFTWARE: An employee who frequently changes the company
FILM : Chalti Ka Naam Gaadi

SOFTWARE: An employee who is ready to sign a bond
FILM : Dulhan Banu Mai Teri

SOFTWARE: An employee without signing bond
FILM : Kachche Dhage

SOFTWARE: Sister concern
FILM : Judwaa

SOFTWARE: Boss says to employees when asked for increment
FILM : Kuch Kuch Hota Hain

SOFTWARE: An employee who works sincerely
FILM : Dil Se

SOFTWARE: An employee who is ready to leave his job
FILM : Doli Saja Ke Rakhna

SOFTWARE: A project having two projects leaders
FILM : Ek Phool Do Mali

SOFTWARE: An employee without accommodation
FILM : Pardesi Babu

SOFTWARE: Password
FILM : China Gate

SOFTWARE: Super User Password
FILM : Gupt

SOFTWARE: An employee who sticks to a company for more than
Three years
FILM : Amar Prem

SOFTWARE: Bill Gates
FILM : Humse Badhkar Kaun

SOFTWARE: Microsoft Corporation
FILM : Ustadon Ke Ustad
SOFTWARE: Group Leader
FILM : Khal Nayak
SOFTWARE: Backup
FILM : Jagte Raho
SOFTWARE: Dos & Windows
FILM : Do Raaste
SOFTWARE: F1
FILM : Guide
SOFTWARE: Internet
FILM : Door Gagan Ki Chhav Mein
SOFTWARE: Operator vs computer
FILM : Main Khiladi Tu Anadi

SOFTWARE: Windows 95
FILM : Bade Dilwala

SOFTWARE: Undelete
FILM : Naya Jivan

SOFTWARE: Project incharge
FILM : Mohra

SOFTWARE: An employee who falls in love during his posting In
> foreign
country
FILM : Love in Tokyo

SOFTWARE: An employee who left the job without informing
FILM : Nau Do Gyarah

SOFTWARE: Mail Merge in MS Word
FILM : Sangam

SOFTWARE: Server
FILM : God father

SOFTWARE: Interview
FILM : Muqabla

SOFTWARE: Result of Interview
FILM : Kadwa Sach

SOFTWARE: An employee who fails to get visa
FILM : Hero Hindustani

SOFTWARE: Visa
FILM : Border

SOFTWARE: A system infected by virus
FILM : Pyar to Hona Hi Tha

SOFTWARE: Anti virus Kit
FILM : Soldier

SOFTWARE: System without RAM
FILM : Kora Kagaz

SOFTWARE: Temporary file
FILM : Khote Sikkey

SOFTWARE: A system which frequently requires bootable disk
FILM : Sharabi

SOFTWARE: A computer for the virus
FILM : Piya Ka Ghar

SOFTWARE: Hard disk vs Floppy Disk
FILM : Gharwali Baharwali

SOFTWARE: Boss having less knowledge than employee
FILM : Baap Numbary Beta Dus Numbary 

Poem Of A Software Engineer

"Just know that the love I have for you
Is not to be put in a stack or queue
Like a variable in an infinite loop
Be in my heart always and never stop

My heart is like a port, unread,
and the love I have has only one thread
You are in my heart's RAM and not in the cache
So if you won't respond, my heart will crash.

Like an application that is stand alone,
I'm a programmer who earns a lot on my own
And my request is clear, without any encryption
And hope it is not void, that you return.

If Java can be linked with C
Or if e-mails can be sent for free
Why on earth can't you and me
For the rest of our life time together be"

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